August 2009

My ex boyfriend who, by the way, was way too ugly for me, gave me an engagement ring last week. I think the band is gold, the diamond however is small. A cheap ring, from an ugly wretch. Of course I turned down his proposal as he went about the whole thing all wrong. Don’t even get me started. Not only that, he recently lost his job! Why would an ugly dog without a job think I would marry him. Ew. He is repulsive to me now that he is not working. Anyway, I think I’m entitled to the ring. His stupid Father who only has one arm because he fought in a war called me up and tried to talk me into giving it back. I said "What are you going to do if I don’t get it back, hit me with your ugly stump?!" LOL LOL- I feel that loser boy had it great with me. He was seen with me in restaurants and theaters (when he worked), and I let him tell a few of his friends I was his girlfriend. I am a raving beauty and I am entitled to this ring. My Mom wants me to give it back to. I told her I would flush it down the toilet first. Can he sue me if I keep it?
Obviously lots of MEN are rsponding to this using their girlfriend’s account. I know you ladies out there are with me. Nobody wants an ugly*** boyfriend unless he has a good job. Period. My ex even wore glasses, and I look like Mariah carey- I am way too good for him. Way too hot for hom. He knew that. And he used me just to show off to everyone. Us ladies HATE ugly guys who wear glasses and such. It’s a fact. Period. So if you are an ugly guy with a raving beauty, don’t try and give her a cheap*** ring. And don’t have your Daddy Stumpy go calling us for you to try and get it back.

Yes, he can.

An engagement ring is a contract for marriage. If the marriage didn’t happen because you decided you didn’t like it, you should give it back to him.

If it’s small and cheap why would you want to keep it anyway?

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